Going To Pasalacqua

OKAY MIY NEAM IZ NOTCH AN I LEIV IN FINNLAYUND AND I FOUND THIS PORTAL and it had a sign on it that said...." Pasalacqua" so I steped in the portal....AND THEN I WEN T THROU DIS TRIPPY VORTEX AND THEN I WUNT TO SPACE BUT IT WAS HYPERREALISTIC AND DEN I ......I was on a planet and then theese aliens  tryed to attack me .....THEN  I PULLED OUT A MOTHERFUCKING SHOTGUN AND FUCKED SHIT UP.........then i went and walked around.......THEN I FOUND A FUCKING DRILL AND MINED UP THE PANNET AND WENT HOME TO EARTH AND MADE 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$    
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